eat drink and be mary

why? because men in drag make...everything.....better.

Julie Newmar, thank YOU, toots....

BLAMO!

Another successful interaction with a man!

But seriously....

famous last nerds

Classic(ally themed) Palindrome Sentences.......ftw


Sore was I ere I saw Eros.
Resume so pacific a pose, muser.
I, man, am regal; a German am I.
Too hot to hoot.
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
"Deliver desserts," demanded Nemesis, "emended, named, stressed, reviled."
Sir, I'm Iris!
Now do I repay a period won.
So may Apollo pay Amos.
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
O render gnostic illicit song, red Nero.
War-distended nets I draw.
Mad Zeus, no live devil, lived evil on Suez dam.
Eva, can I pose as Aesop in a cave?
Ma is as selfless as I am.
He won a Toyota now, eh?
Live not on evil.
Not so, Boston.
Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod

erin stewart, and her army of filet minions....

shocked, SHOCKED at my sodium intake

in other news, found my lint roller. huzzah!!

Stew's Soapbox

"I wish you could have knewn me when I was stable"
"Yea, but I bet you weren't as fun back then....."

Smithers, and a dirty sock full of Socialists

Wildian Words

the truth is rarely pure and never simple

consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative

this wallpaper will be the death of me.  one of us will have to go.

Unlikely places

Until recently (read, since the advent of Facebook) I had not looked on writing with any sort of real pleasure. Though I surround myself with avid and apt bloggers, the idea never appealed to me until I realized--I don't have to think about it like actual writing. I can think of it more as a record of continual Facebook status updates.

The world needs this. And so I am here to do it.

E-world, you are now privy to, nay, at the mercy of my synapse and dendrites.

And I warn you.....they are very fast.